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piratemc
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Cheese...
And, after all, churchy cheetos are the only acceptable cheetos.
true confessions: i love it when i get a bag that's been over cheesified. LOVE it. like those little balls of pure cheesey coating that fall to the bottom of the bag? oh heck yeah, i can do a line of that, baby, a line!
If you miss me, I'll be over in the corner tweeking.
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6/24/2008, 3:26 pm
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piratemc
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Cheese...
shhhhh, don't tell anyone. i've been going to cheetos anonymous.
i'm so ashamed.
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6/25/2008, 1:07 pm
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MrsDouglass
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Re: Cheese...
quote GoAskAlice wrote:
Don't be ashamed! Here, I found this book to be very helpful. It's called, "A Million Little Pieces of Cheeto Dust". You're not alone.
I heard the author made up most of the cheese-capades in that book. Like when he talks about going on a 3 day extra-sharp cheddar binge---it was really Velveeta.
Oprah's going to be pissed when she finds out. She had him on her "My Favorite Cheeses" show (you know, the one where she gave everyone in the audience $10,000 worth of high quality artisan cheese).
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6/25/2008, 2:03 pm
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piratemc
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Cheese...
Dag, If Oprah's binging you don't want to get between her and a hunk of romano. shoot. Dude lost all streed cred with the Velveeta stunt. He's the Milli Vanilli of the cheese world.
I'll be the one in the corner on the brie drip.
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6/25/2008, 2:31 pm
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piratemc
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Cheese...
Yeah, but Gail LIKES Cheez Whiz, actively prefers it to a 6 month aged Dubliner. Why, she's a cheese philistine. How can we trust her judgement on anything.
Next thing you know, Oprah's gonna give that audience a years supply of Cold Duck.
*reflex vomits just from memory alone*
Quick! a bowl of beer & cheese soup!
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6/26/2008, 1:05 pm
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